WTF Seattle?

This is bullshit. Men’s Fitness recently released a study on America’s Fattest cities and Seattle wasn’t even on the list. To make matters worse, we lost to Miami!

Miami received poor marks because of a large number of overweight people, a high rate of TV viewing among residents, long commutes, and poor air quality. The city has almost three times as many fast-food restaurants as the average city. And participation is low in outdoor activities such as biking, running, and fitness walking.

Here is one issue I have with this whole thing. Who the hell is doing the weighing? Not one member of Not Today, Fatty was ever approached to step on the scale and represent Seattle.

Shit, Phil’s penis alone would have put Seattle on top.

Stuff.

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