Proof that God Hates Us

Next week I’m am doing an interview with a holocaust surviver who is both blind and deaf.

Sorry God but I’m not impressed with your work lately.

Thanks Buddy

Anyone with an UGG hook-up, let me know, K THX

Slippers

F my L

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother’s vase. I said, “Accidents happen.” She replied, “Yeah, like your birth.” FML

Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML

All these and more at one of my favorite new sites F My Life

WATERY FOWLS - FARTY TOWELS - FLOWERY TWATS

I’ve been on a bit of a ‘britcom’ kick lately and after whipping through all 8 seasons of Red Dwarf in two weeks I thought I would revisit Fawlty Towers. I used to watch it a lot as a kid when visiting my grandma but I had forgoten how hilarious this show is. Hands down one of the funniest sitcoms ever. To all of you with Netflix, you can watch all 12 episodes for free on your computer. I suggest you do it now.

Fawlty Towers

*Bonus – Polly is bangin’

Tattoo of the week (Oscar Winning Movie Edition)

After writing it on his chest in marker and getting a good response, Launchpad decided to pull the trigger and get Miss Gump’s word of wisdom forever inked on his body. Jesse (and all of us really) FTW.

Forrest

New Favorite!

Being in a new city is introducing me to LOADS of new awesome things that have been around for awhile, and I’m only just discovering them.

I’m sure I’ll find something today I like even better for now, this has the top spot

Pink Berry

Borock

Last night on of my clients at the bar was verbally expressing his excitement that Barack Obama won the presidency. I didn’t find anything funny about the situation until he signed his tab.

oboma

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