Too close for comfort
Every time I look outside it’s like we’re under attack.
Time lapse of what it would look like if I stood at the top of my street for a few hours and every thing around me moved super fast like in that one episode of Duck Tales where Scrooge saw his entire vault get emptied out in a matter of seconds.
On the bright side, the air quality in L.A. is already shit so I doubt this will make it much worse.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on Aug 31, 12:28 PM Comment [1]
Roommates
Today, after a lunch time chat with someone going through some roommate issues, I started thinking back to the last time I had roommates. It was the worst. To be fair, it was probably more my fault than theirs. I can’t imagine I’m the easiest dude to live with.
A point proven by this email I sent my last roommate after seeing him take his laptop into the bathroom…
Or this email I sent him while he had some friends over on a Tuesday night…
And just so the blame isn’t entirely on my shoulders, here is what I once woke up to find on the living room floor after one of my two roommates moved out…
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on Aug 25, 04:27 PM Comment [2]
true life is more embarrassing than fiction
Today, for lunch, I ate a sandwich with only mustard because I couldn’t get the lid off the mayonnaise jar this morning.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on Aug 17, 03:15 PM Comment
New Radiohead Song
You should go download it.
You can get it here Really. It was their idea.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on Aug 17, 10:57 AM Comment
fucking pussy
If you can’t get it done with the house and a filibuster proof senate you don’t deserve it.
Good compromise Rahm. You’re a genius.
Posted by Marcello Kegley on Aug 16, 05:37 PM Comment
Love my job
These are the last two updates on the company’s admin site
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on Aug 13, 02:04 PM Comment [2]
Web 2.0 Embarrassment
I got an email from my insurance agent today asking for the correct VIN for my Accord since I apparently gave her the wrong one a little bit ago. I obviously didn’t know it off the top of my head but I was pretty sure I had emailed it to myself a couple months ago. A quick gmail search for ‘Honda Accord’ brought up this gem of a survey I had filled out for myspace back in 2004. Good God…
- Do you like ketchup on or beside your French fries? My roommates
like tartar with their fries….they are also hyped to have a super
bowl party so you can imagine what assholes they are. - Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? Fuck you
- Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Yeah…..I use to be
pretty laid back - Would you rather eat an apple or a pear? eat the pear and use the
apple to smoke weed out of - Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? I’ve never done anything skinny
- If you could be any age, what would you be? 22
- What is your dream car? Gold 95 Honda Accord LX
- What is your favorite tv show of all time? Growing Pains
- Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? whatever she offers
- Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by
a python? eaten by an anaconda while in the jungle with Ice Cube - Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? Huge nose….just cause I’ve gotten used to it already
- Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes if she’s reading this, no if she’s not.
- If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Finish my beer
The only thing more embarrassing than some of these answers is the fact that I used to fill one of these out every week. +1 for social networking.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on Aug 4, 09:37 PM Comment [3]
For Those Who Missed It
Phil’s speech at my wedding. I love you, man.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on Aug 3, 10:02 PM Comment [1]
Lesson Learned
Next time you get that craving for Pizza Rolls, don’t get the store brand variety. Even if they’re on sale for 2 for $3. Suck it up and reach for the bag that says Totino’s. It’s not worth the $2.29 difference to be cheap.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on Aug 2, 10:52 PM Comment
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