Good Bye George!
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 19. January 2009 Comment
Reunited and it Feels so Good
I had a really good weekend. Friday night I decided to return to my roots with a little Everett reunion tour. Dirty Sanchez’s baby and baby momma were out of town, so I met up at his crib only to find J. Jones and Physco Mike.
After a few rounds of Newcastle and Jameson, we refilled the flask, and decided to hit the town. With Turners moving from it’s original location (RIP), we did the next logical choice and went to Emory’s on silver lake. Little did we know that esteemed Everett lounge singer Mo’ May was there tearing down the house.
Mo will be back in Everett on February 6th. You can probably bet were will be.
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 18. January 2009 Comment
Penis of the Week
As narcissistic as it may seem, there was only one real choice for top penis this week:

I went to Rome last spring and returned home with enough of these boxers to make sure I never have to wear a pair of Calvins again. They are super comfortable and a real confidence booster. I can’t wait to go back and get the apron.
By the way, we are now officially taking suggestions for POW, so if you got a good (big) one send it to anbarns@gmail.com
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 18. January 2009 Comment
Lunchbox Laboratory
I’m no connoisseur when it comes to food but I like to think I know where all the best spots for certain items are in the city. If I want a cuban sandwich, you can bet I’ll go to Paseo in Fremont, if I want a good muffin in the morning, I’ll head to Cinnamon Works in the Market, and up until last night, if I wanted a really good burger I’d head over to Redmill Burgers. Maybe it’s because an old roommates family owns it, but they do make a really good burger.
Then a few nights ago I got word from my older brother about The Lunchbox Laboratory in Ballard. I won’t go into too much detail but just know my burger had truffle mayo, you’ll spend a small fortune eating here (and won’t regret it), you’re better off getting a 1/4lb patty instead of the 1/2lb (I clearly got the 1/2lb), and you can get shakes made with Nutella. I’d write more but I’m still too full.
Lunchbox Laboratory
7302 15th Ave. N.W Ballard
206-706-3092
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 16. January 2009 Comment [1]
I really HOPE
People stop making these in 5 days…
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 15. January 2009 Comment
WTF Seattle?

This is bullshit. Men’s Fitness recently released a study on America’s Fattest cities and Seattle wasn’t even on the list. To make matters worse, we lost to Miami!
Miami received poor marks because of a large number of overweight people, a high rate of TV viewing among residents, long commutes, and poor air quality. The city has almost three times as many fast-food restaurants as the average city. And participation is low in outdoor activities such as biking, running, and fitness walking.
Here is one issue I have with this whole thing. Who the hell is doing the weighing? Not one member of Not Today, Fatty was ever approached to step on the scale and represent Seattle.
Shit, Phil’s penis alone would have put Seattle on top.
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 14. January 2009 Comment
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Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 11. January 2009 Comment [1]
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