The Kind of Shit that Goes Down in Texas
HOUSTON – A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004. Their hearts also had been ripped out. He was convicted and condemned for the infant’s death.
While in the Grayson County Jail in Sherman, Thomas plucked out his right eye before his trial later in 2004. A judge subsequently ruled he was competent to stand trial. A death-row officer at the Polunsky Unit of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice found Thomas in his cell with blood on his face and took him to the infirmary.
“Thomas said he pulled out his eye and subsequently ingested it,” agency spokesman Jason Clark said Friday.
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 10. January 2009 Comment
The Future is Here...
Adult video-on-demand provider AEBN is ready to introduce RealTouch, a virtual sex simulator that the company claims will “change adult entertainment forever.”
The device synchronizes with specially encoded content from AEBN’s video library, translating the on-screen action into sensations the user can feel as the video plays in real time.
“We’re excited to finally have a chance to show off what RealTouch can do,” said Brett Drysdale, product manager for RealTouch. “Everyone will be blown away – literally.”
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 10. January 2009 Comment
Penis of the Week, Vol. 2
This weeks POW goes to the Banana Slug and not just because it’s super cute. These slugs are pretty fucking awesome! They’re hermaphrodites so when their intercoursin’ they actually put their little slug penises into eachother at the same time. I know, if only right? But the plot thickens:
…sometimes, but not always, when they finish mating one slug will chew the penis completely off the other, a process called Apophallation. Sometimes it happens that both slugs engage in chewing so that at the end of the mating encounter, both slugs are penis-less.
You can watch the video here.
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 9. January 2009 Comment [1]
Noel's Room of Awesome
Denver transplant Noel S. Boyt is the best thing to happen to Seattle since sliced bread from the Franz Bakery Outlet Store on 19th and Jackson. The other night he was kind enough to take me on a short tour of the room in his house where he keeps all his rad shit. I’m telling you, this room has A LOT of rad shit. Too much to capture in one visit.
A few highlights (click to enlarge):
If you haven’t met Noel yet, I’m sure you will soon. Seattle’s lucky to have you bud.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 9. January 2009 Comment [1]
talk about poor planning...
vs.
Anyone up for a reception at Cinerama?
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 8. January 2009 Comment
Now That's My Kinda Diet
Apparently, the only reason it works is because after it goes in your body it gets pulled right back out, repeatedly.
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 7. January 2009 Comment [1]
completely unnecessary
Is there no where else they can “develop” the neighborhood besides outside my window at work?
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 7. January 2009 Comment
You Know You're a Fatty When...
You have dreams of it snowing, only instead of it snowing crystalline water ice, you dream of it snowing Chille Pork Verde. And while woman and children run frantically away from the neighborhood hoodlums launching Chile Pork Verde balls at anything that moves, you just stand there egging them on, catching them in your mouth.
I did not have this dream last night.
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 6. January 2009 Comment
Senator Al Franken
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 5. January 2009 Comment
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