Long story short...
Today while pulling up to a stop light at Santa Monica and La Brea I actually thought Perez Hilton was Kyle Kegley. I saw that pink shirt with the cute belly out of the corner of my eye and really thought the celeb gossip blogger was my good friend Kyle. I don’t know who to apologize to…
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 26. July 2009 Comment
Bad News For Daina
Tonight she is going to find out the only thing worse than having her boyfriend drag her to the new Harry Potter movie is having her husband do it.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 22. July 2009 Comment
One thing I can count on
Whether it’s the birthday of Jesus or America, I know I’m going to get a text message from this person. I think I’ll be really upset if I every find out who it is.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 5. July 2009 Comment [4]
Oh Phee...
What’s the best way of dealing with a DUI? Phillip thinks it’s getting “fuck pigs” forever inked on his body. Way to go little buddy.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 28. June 2009 Comment [1]
Dog Wars: Get Well Soon Edition
Everyone at NTF, or at least 1/3 of us, wants to wish Hank a speedy recovery.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 26. June 2009 Comment
dear Universe
Could you please tell me why it’s 85 degrees in Seattle and I’ve ridden my bike to work in the rain the past two days? Thanks.
Love,
Anthony
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 4. June 2009 Comment [1]
Things I don't get about L.A. vol.231
Where are you suppose to dump your dolphins down here?
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 2. June 2009 Comment
Quote of the week
“I’m really nervous Phil is gonna hit on my high school cousins at the wedding”
- the future Mrs. Baaaaaaarrns
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 31. May 2009 Comment [2]
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