F my L
Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother’s vase. I said, “Accidents happen.” She replied, “Yeah, like your birth.” FML
Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML
All these and more at one of my favorite new sites F My Life
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 10. March 2009 Comment
WATERY FOWLS - FARTY TOWELS - FLOWERY TWATS
I’ve been on a bit of a ‘britcom’ kick lately and after whipping through all 8 seasons of Red Dwarf in two weeks I thought I would revisit Fawlty Towers. I used to watch it a lot as a kid when visiting my grandma but I had forgoten how hilarious this show is. Hands down one of the funniest sitcoms ever. To all of you with Netflix, you can watch all 12 episodes for free on your computer. I suggest you do it now.
*Bonus – Polly is bangin’
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 9. March 2009 Comment
Tattoo of the week (Oscar Winning Movie Edition)
After writing it on his chest in marker and getting a good response, Launchpad decided to pull the trigger and get Miss Gump’s word of wisdom forever inked on his body. Jesse (and all of use really) FTW.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 6. March 2009 Comment [2]
New Favorite!
Being in a new city is introducing me to LOADS of new awesome things that have been around for awhile, and I’m only just discovering them.
I’m sure I’ll find something today I like even better for now, this has the top spot
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 4. March 2009 Comment [1]
Borock
Last night on of my clients at the bar was verbally expressing his excitement that Barack Obama won the presidency. I didn’t find anything funny about the situation until he signed his tab.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 1. March 2009 Comment [1]
Blowing it!
Who cancels their cable three weeks before the Top Chef finale? Anyone want to meet me in 45 minutes at the Fox Sports Grill to see Carla throw an upset?
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 25. February 2009 Comment [2]
$9.95
That’s what Virgin Americas in-flight Internet service cost. Now If I’m willing to pay that for a two hour flight from LA to Seattle just to update this wannabe Queer Sighted, could someone tell me what’s stopping Kyle and Phil from updating for free from home?
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 21. February 2009 Comment [3]
Fightin' Cock Roaster
Besides hearing birds chirp outside my window, having a back yard and riding the bus with moms knitting in the seat next to me instead of urinating on it, one of the the major pluses to moving to Magnolia is the new dinner spot down the street: the Fightin’ Cock Roaster.
Cuban sandwiches for a five spot, Roasted Chicken with Rice and Beans, Pulled Pork, and muay and rojo spiced prawns. This place has Paseo beat by a horse (and/or Phil’s) dick.
This was like $6:
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 12. February 2009 Comment
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