Look: we all know Biden ain't got a shot in hell at the vice presidential nomination yet alone a presidential bid. But as long as we got him up on stage dropin' gems like this then I am all for this "over-saturation" of candidates without a chance.
If I see one more TV show/movie about a guy/girl who loses his/her memory and or battles amnesia in either a comedic or dramatic fashion, I am going to personally make sure the California wildfires spread to the office of the Writers Guild of America.
I know I've only had it for a few hours but I'm fully backing Leopard. I'm sure anyone who is interested has already heard of all the amazing features so I won't bore you. All I'll tell you is you should buy this NOW!
5. Is it finally time to upgrade to that designer vagina? 4. The pros and cons of free trade and its impact on Hungarian farmers. 3. Will Morrissey and Marr ever reunite? 2. Does God really love us? And if so why this? 1. What would Jesus do?
I called this years ago and nobody believed me. I mean, how could he not be gay? Did you see him dancing at the Yule Ball during the Triwizard Tournament? Have you not noticed that slightly flamboyant sense of style?
Dumbledore in an undated photo
Confirming my suspicions earlier this week, J.K. Rowling outed the Hogwarts headmaster during the last stop of her US tour in New York.
The British author stunned her fans at Carnegie Hall on Friday night when she answered one young reader's question about Dumbledore by saying that he was gay and had been in love with Grindelwald, whom he had defeated years ago in a bitter fight.
With Draco, however, I'm still on the fence. I'm pretty sure he's gay too but can't be positive. I guess we'll just have to wait until Rowling decides we're ready to know. Full Story
6:30am, walking to the Starbucks located in QFC. A man walking in my direction starts talking to me.
man Are you a Robot or an alien?
me [I pause] I'm both..Half alien half robot.
man Oh that's not good. That's not good.
me oh yeah...
man See, if the door buzzes... [man points toward the entrance of QFC]
me I'm an Alien?!
man If it buzzes you're a robot and you got 5 seconds to get out. It's an invention I made with my friend.
I walked through, no buzz. My body language showed I was ok. I continued on my way to a triple grande non fat carmel latte and he starts mumbling sounding thankful that I made it through his invention.
For the first time in my life I wish I were born 50 years later.
Robots soon will become more human-like in appearance, researcher says Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows.
"My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots," artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told LiveScience. Levy recently completed his Ph.D. work on the subject of human-robot relationships, covering many of the privileges and practices that generally come with marriage as well as outside of it.
At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, "but once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot, and it was great!' appear someplace like Cosmo magazine, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon," Levy said.
As someone who's spent half his adult life in the shower this story comes with much disgust:
There's an old woman in the Lion City who never washes her clothes. She also hasn't taken a bath for 30 years! The woman looks normal enough, except for the foul odour emanating from her body. The smell causes other residents to avoid her.
Zhang, the 67-year-old woman, not only refuses to take a bath, but also does not wash her face, brush her teeth or wash her clothes.
I know its fall and sheer depression comes with the territory. But it is on this day every October when water straight from the tap becomes just a little bit colder. No more Aquafina bottles. No more refrigerating Brita Jugs. Just cold, cholrine infested, tap water straight to the mouth.
"Thank you," you smile. "It's Vulva, the erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman... You see, the precious, vaginal odour is filled into a small glass phial. The phial is to be shaken gently, before applying a tiny amount of the organic substance to the back of your hand. The irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film in your head."
I could lie right now and tell you that I wish this was a joke but I want to hold off judgement until my shipment arrives.
Rords of the Froor 5! Killing it! If you missed the pro/am break dance competition at the War Room last night, get pissed. You missed one hell of a time. Where else can you see drunk people who can't break dance try to break dance after taking two shots of vodka out of an ice luge shaped like a woman? Exactly.
It doesn't do me any good to put this guy down since he does it to himself.
Here's a brief history of Doug (owner of Sureel).
1.Sells coke to underaged kids who work for him. 2.Stole Aaron Artis's pic to put on a flyer for his shop (implying that Aaron rode for them) 3.Tells everyone when they move to Kirkland he's taking over and thatTrickwood is going down (already a wonderful neighbor) 4.After settling into their new kirkland spot Doug tells all the locals Ethan Fitzpatrick rides for him now (he rides for Trickwood) 5.Looks likeRonnie Creager but doesn't skate. 6.When people ask him about his shop he tells them "...it's the GOODS of the east-side" 7. They do really tight fashion shows (like most skate shops)
On the morning of Sept. 4, Xzibit pimped 28 year old Tom Wahler’s Suzuki, according to reports. Wahler claims that he applied for the show but had since thought the show had been canceled.
“I applied to have my 1987 Suzuki Samurai pimped early 2005 and I never heard back. I kinda got over that phase in my life, and now I got a god damn koi pond instead of a back seat.”
Wahler started his lease of a Suzuki Grand Vitara last spring and is now responsible for returning the vehicle in retail ready condition. The estimated cost to repair is in the ball park of $15000.
In his application the accountant from Bellevue, Wa had mentioned that he was of Asian heritage and was interested in meditation, apparently that gave Xzibit and his crew from West Coast Customs an idea that they ran with. Aside from the koi pond in the back seat, they painted chinese characters on every panel and welded a two pound metal Buhda for a hood ornament. He also received six flat panel tv’s and a 15,000 watt stereo system. The horn plays the stereo typical Asian tune “dada dada dun dun dun” followed by a gong.
When questioned Xzibit responded, “ Once a pimp always a pimp….who leases a f-ing Suzuki anyway” followed by his signature chuckle.
Mark your calendar for October 10th because that's when you'll be able to hear Radiohead's newest album In Rainbows for the first time and it's practically free. No longer with Capitol Records, or any other record label, the band decided to let you download their album for any price you set. Give them a nickel if you want, it's up to you. The band set up a site where you can pre-order it here.
I find it funny the one album I would pay money for I'm able to get for free legally. Gotta love it.
With Fall officially gracing it's gloom and misery upon us, a lot of you will soon be reaching into the closet for those autumn sweaters you haven't worn for upwards of nine months. After searching for several minutes you'll probably find a couple rolled into some kind of knot/ball, hidden under a pair of old Vans and resting against some stained v-neck you tossed aside last time you got some. You'll smile and pick up the offensivly striped wool one that itches so fucking bad it almost offsets the pleasure you get from walking down the street thinking how cool others must think you look wearing it. You'll untangle the arms and try it on-- only to realize that not only does it fit tighter, it's wrinkled and has faint smell of mildew.
While we can't make that sweater fit as comfortably as it use to (that's on you, fatty) we can share our 10 favorite sweater links to get you primed and ready for Sweater Season 2007.
Not to geek out on Wes Anderson with three posts in one week but I had to post this review since it's (most likely) spot on. Granted, I haven't seen the movie yet, but they're usually on point with their journalism.
