Friday, November 30, 2007

You Know You'd Bid For This on Ebay, pt. 2



Both of them for dinner and a night at the Sheraton.

Hot fire.

Evil Knievel Dies... By Natural Causes

Bummer. You just kept hoping he would go out jumping his three-wheeled scooter over a pit of venomous snakes.


R.I.P. Evel Knievel

He was definitely a ripper
October 17, 1938 - November 30, 2007

A Typical Day In My Life...

As seen thru my Canon Powershot

Bummer

"The dishes are done, maaan"

Standard

T.C.B.

Definitely not T.C.B.

This'll work

I don't get a chance to watch too much T.V. so when I do, I choose wisely.




Upper Pine

Lower Pine
Kyle and I have a weekly tradition of having lunch here. All are welcome to join. 1:00 p.m. on Wednesday.

Late, as usual

Tomato mozzarella for me
California club for him


Weekly tradition of my own

Delicious

It's not even December, let's cool it on the Christmas shit

Pike

20% off at Bed Bath and Beyond. Booya!


Poof is hella legit

Fuck you Halo, this is the best game ever

Definitely their favorite part of the day

Headed to Goods to meet Cody and Eric.



We ended up just skating dog park cause that's all we ever do

Cody was bummed there was no flat bar

I really wish I could have gotten this slam on film...
"If I land this, I'm better than both of you"

Went to Cody and Eric's place

Eric said he wanted a photo for his annual Christmas card

Cody's to-do list

Cody's art

Cody's Rad Racer Impressioin

Cody's X-Man impression

I was hungry and asked Eric if he wanted to get food. He had a pretty legit sandwich at home and (understandably) wanted to eat it but did agree to come keep my company. That was tight.

Heeellz yeah

I'm not positive Eric had ever had tea before. He was really confused by all of his choices and had to ask for the opinion of the waiter. He finally decided on oolong and was pretty hyped.

Small veggie, no onion

Bye, Eric


Holla

Hi-Top reading my mind

I fucking hate this shit but it helps when your nose be runnin'

Bedtime


Thursday, November 29, 2007

So I Take It You Won't Be Voting Morman?

God damn:


Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Mother Of The Year...


National Guard x 3 Doors Down Collab.

When you go to check out the brilliant new Coen Brothers film make sure and get to the theaters a couple minutes early to check out "The Twenty." This week you'll get a first look at the amazing new National Guard x 3 Doors Down music video. It's like 200 + years of American history jam packed into a three minute high octane rock song. Kinda makes me wish I wouldn't have already signed up for the Marines.


Fact of the Day

If this was you, you'd be arrested.


Tuesday, November 27, 2007

I Hate This Time Of Year

I think my nose is about to fall off :(

Monday, November 26, 2007

Recipe of the Week



Anyone who knows anyone who knows anything about something is probably pretty aware that Carne Asada is God's gift to the flour tortilla. And while everyone has their favorite taco truck (and/or favorite half-brother who doubles as a Mexican chef) sometimes making a little effort and tying on the apron is the only way to insure you're getting laid tonight.

Three minutes of pleading, four teardrops and a plate for two of Carne Asada and you got yourself a surefire way to spice up any Tuesday night.

And if you need the recipe for Carne Asada, here you go.

One Thing I Can Cross Off My To Do List

Now even though I'm not the biggest sports fan, I've always wanted to sit courtside at a Sonics game, and last night I finally got to. And with the exception of the dude behind me who would yell, "hey Ginobili, yoooouuu SUCK!" every time he was on our side of the court, it was awesome. What was the best part, you ask? The free cookies in the courtside lounge, of course.





Thursday, November 22, 2007

Google Image Search: Thanksgiving Edition

I tried to find a picture of a guy literally stuffing a turkey but the best I could do is this:











TOOOOO CUUTE!!!

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The Last Time I Go to the Metropolitan Market After 2am.



I woke up this morning with a hangover and a $125 bottle of red wine vinegar in my arms. Slowly, remembering my motivations in purchasing such an extravagance, I came to the realization that "enough is enough," looked in the mirror and vowed to quit drinking. That was of course until I googled the famous vinegar:
Grown on the hills of Modena, Trebbiano grapes are perfect for making quality balsamic vinegar. This traditional balsamic is taken from Modena grape must. After being boiled over an open flame, the must is placed in wooden casks, filtered, and transformed into balsamic vinegar. These casks are stored in a vinegar loft (acataia) – where for over twenty-five years, the balsamic vinegar matures.

With its ingredients, time, and expertise, balsamic vinegars of this quality are extremely hard to find.

Aged 25 years.
I guess it wasn't such a bad decision after all.

Source

Patriot or Pinhead?


I'm Man Enough To Admit...

I started to cry while watching this.

Monday, November 19, 2007

We Ain't No Scabs

As long lasting champions of worker's rights, we've been supporting the WGA writers strike by not blogging. Some have called it pure laziness but we maintain it's the least we can do for our brothers and sisters with the ballpoint pens.


Riley Is Back

I mentioned this dude before and he immediately stopped blogging. I'm pretty sure he could tell someone was talking about him. Anyway, he's back at it and I suggest you all try to keep up with him. Just to spark your interest, here is a poem he wrote...

You are my guilty pleasure.

im a fuckin bird
i watch you masterbate
from trees
i watch you laughing at your own jokes
from the sky
i watch you cry when youre sad 
from your window
i watch you eat candy and watch tv 
while i am stuck out side eating little dry pieces of old bread
i watch you do that thing that nobody knows about
but my brain is too small to remember any of this
so you dont have to worry


You can read more here.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Most Ridiculous Item of the day.

Every once in a great while I find myself involved in a heated online debate over the durability and friction resistance of the newest mice to hit the computer market. Gamers, of course, quickly point to the Razer as the gold standard of which all computer peripherals should be judged, while diehard "mice-ies" are quick to flaunt their blind support and patronage to the Logitech MX1000 (yes, I know... despite it's dated design and lack of OSX support). What complicates things ever further is the decision to go wireless (and have to deal with the heavy annoyance of batteries) or stick with the wire (and just worry about your computer thinking you're too "clingy"). Chuckles McGee weighed on this controversial matter over at engadget.
Oh boo-hoo, hassle of batteries. Yeah, I have to put my MX Laser on the charging stand for 30 minutes every 3 days under normal use-that's like, 12 inches man. Maybe, maybe, you still want an elite gaming wired mouse if you're some extreme precision gamer, but my semi-old school wireless mouse beats the pants off of any standard wired optical mouse any day. Add in the part that I take my tablet everywhere- the ease of having instant on mouse access with my internal Bluetooth as soon as I'm back in my room really rules out any desire to have to fuse with mouse wires everyday.
I guess the point of this blog is this: we are all going to have different opinions. It's complicated. What I think is important, however, is that all sides participate in the discussion. Get involved. Because if you don't, one day you just might wake up to find that the democrats and other far left thinking groups like PETA have made it illegal to use mice at all.

And that my friends... would be ridiculous.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Sweet Jesus...

This video alone would have had me laughing but someone taking the time to edit in fake subtitles to what it sounds like they're saying in english had me in tears.

It's only perverted if you do it by yourself.



Just something to think about.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

News of the Decade.

From NYPOST:
LARRY David - who never wanted to say from year to year whether he was going to keep doing his eccentric HBO comedy - is suddenly talking about doing "Curb Your Enthusiasm" for two, maybe three, more years.
Let's just pray he's gonna bring back Leon and the Blacks.

OK...

Living and working on Capitol Hill, I have seen my share of crackheads. In fact, just yesterday a lovely crackhead couple came into Goods. They're a part of our neighborhood, just like Dicks or Top Pot, and you get used to seeing them in your dumpster or alley way. That said, in the 9 months since moving from the safety of Queen Anne, I have never eeeeever seen anything that comes close to this.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

For Only $19.99 A Year

You could have 12 issues of this magazine delivered to your mailbox.


Don't let the rappers on the front fool you, Straight Stuntin is nothing but phat ass after fat ass.

The One Instance Where Cancer Would be Funny


I Like Books as Much as the Next Guy...

but here are a few reason why you really do need TV in your life.





Monday, November 5, 2007

Never get involved...


...in a land war in Asia.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Ahhh Turning the Clocks Back...

For most people, the best part of turning the clock back an hour is the extra sleep. For me, it would have to be serving drunk people hennessy for an extra hour at Yo, Son! Here are a few of the highlights from my extra hour at work tonight:

  • The drunk people ordering drinks and then realizing they had already spent all their money

  • The drunk girl who told me she hated all the asian people who came to Yo, Son (she was embarrassed when I told her I was 1/4 Korean).

  • The drunk girl who started to cry (seriously) and scream "You're so mean!" when I wouldn't give her my only bar towel.

  • Of course having to hear Soulja Boy 1 more time.


I for one am all for keeping Yo, Son! open an extra hour every week. Who's with me?

Thursday, November 1, 2007

A Moment of Realization

I was reading an article over at The Telegraph about the 100 most influential political figures in America when it quietly dawned on me...

This guy is the fucking Governor of California:


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