- The first thing people will notice: the 2nd gen iPhone will be about the same size and shape as the first gen. - It will, of course, have 3G. And proper GPS! -The most noticeable physical difference is back of the phone is no longer metal -- the whole thing is glossy black, from top to bottom. The volume buttons are now chrome. - Because it's got a little less metal to deal with, it doesn't have quite as many angular edges. The battery is (still) not removable. -The phone itself will be slightly thicker than the first gen device. -The headphone jack will no longer be recessed, and will finally be flush with the body. -The device itself uses roughly the same size and resolution screen as the first generation product. -No solid word on battery life or storage capacity.
It should be noted that Fresh P has neither confirmed or denied such rumors
So when I was walking around this afternoon in the dumps, thinking about women and all their lies and fucking games, I knew there was only one online source out there where I could go to reinforce all the hate I have towards woman. To my dismay they had done it again, this time with an article about the Five Lies Women Tell Men (offered below with Comment).
Big Lie #1: "I'm not mad at you." Comment: Oh! That's such a lie right there!
Big Lie #2: "I don't mind if you go to strip clubs with the boys." Comment: Oh! That's such a lie right there!
Big Lie #3: "I'm just not ready for a boyfriend right now." Comment: Oh! That's such a lie right there!
Big Lie #4: "I don't mind picking up the tab tonight. You always pay anyway." Comment: Oh! That's such a lie right there!
Big Lie #5: "You're the best in bed." Comment: Thank you.
Honestly, Goods Five Year Anniversary Party Ain't Got Shit on This
Starting May 8th, Club Z, Seattle's best gay sex club, will be throwing a monthly party called "Leather Nights." What's particularly sweet about this deal is that if you're into leather and also into getting fucked by dudes, it's like the best of both worlds. Even better is the $3 dollars off you get at the door if you're wearing leather, which means you have a better chance of getting fucked by a dude with leather because let's face it, everybody likes a bargain.
Unbelievable. So I walk downtown today to buy my lunch and on my way back up the hill I walk past Cyber Dogs, that place where you can eat hot dogs while surfing the web. As I'm walking by I see an employee walking out with a blue trash can with the the words "WE RECYCLE" written on it in big letters filled with glass bottles and watch her dump the whole thing into a fucking garbage can on the street.
Matt's Gourmet Hot Dogs just got a new customer (if they have wireless).
"The (star of the Harry Potter films) left her 18-year-old Birthday party, slid into the car and flashed a little LEGAL chocha. The girl was wearing panties, but they were see-through. The girl is a millionaire! She could afford to wax that shit."
I have to much respect for Miss Granger to post the photos but what you do on your own time with Google is up to you.
Or put more simply: The guy who fucked Anna Karina versus the guy who fucked Sophia Loren.
It's honestly hard for me to describe just how hip these guys were other than just coming right out and saying that they we're like the fixed gear bike riders their time. Only instead wearing stripes and riding wheelies (for hella, hella long) they smoked cigars and slapped women.
Lucky enough for those (like me) who are constantly studying and imitating men more manly then ourselves as a way to mask our blatant homosexual desires, NW Film Forum is screening a total of six films from these European princes from April 29th to May 15th. Bangers include Jean Luc-Godard's first feature Breathless, Fedrico Fellini's 8 1/2 and La Dolce Vita, along with Jean-Pierre Melville's Le Doulos.
When people heard Josh say "I don't fuck with half pipes...I FUCK with three-quarter pipes!" Every one knew he was on another level of extreme. Hell, he even named his skateboard after me.
Follow his pointy nose to his new skate part that'll make you realize you'll never be this good.
A man walks up to a look out point with a young boy on his shoulders. A narrow in the ocean separates two snowcapped mountains while the sun sets between them giving the water warm glow. Birds fly over head.
Young Boy I love you dad
Man I’m not your dad
The conversations fades into the sound of the ocean near by. A whale blows water out his blow hole. Fades to black.
I turned on my TV last Thursday and this was the first thing I saw. To put it quite simply, I now see the value in cable television. Three days later and I'm still trying to figure out how something so sad could be so funny. Everytime I think of the of poor Tike getting blasted down in the end, I in turn, think of that crazy woman jumping out of her car and running for her life Armageddon style-- and in some sick kind of way it makes it kind of worth it.
...had your hair cut by a transvestite hair stylist who after talking with you for all of five minutes feels she knows you well enough to recommend to you the "hottest" gay clubs in the city, adding "I know you'd just have a blast there"?
I spent most of her top five list trying to figure out how I was going to tell her I wasn't gay before deciding I'd just go along with it.
I know I sometimes post "embarrassing" photos of my friends on here but it's always out of love and I thought to be fair and even things out I would post a few of my old Myspace photos. Now when I started to search through my hard drive I had a couple photos in mind but I ended up ignoring all of them because I found so many other gems.
I don't know what's worse, taking the photo myself or asking someone else to take a photo of me while acting like I didn't know they were doing it.
A few themes to look for: Me trying to look cool Me trying to look cool Me lifting my shirt up And me trying to look cool
I really wish this one was a joke but I rocked it as my default for months.
I think I'm going to start a Anthony circa 2004 profile because I have about 100 more of these.
With China's record of human rights violations coming on fire as they prepare for the 2008 Summer Olympics, I felt it very necessary to offer some much needed context. Oppression and intolerance aside, it's important to recognize China's stance on equality-- that all animals and all organs belong in the human stomach.
The menu at Beijing's latest venue for its growing army of gourmets is eye-watering rather than mouth-watering.
Situated in an elegantly restored house beside Beijing's West Lake, it is China's first speciality penis restaurant.
Here, businessmen and government officials can sample the organs of yaks, donkeys, oxen and even seals. In fact, they have to, since they form part of every dish - except for those containing testicles.
"This is my third visit," said one customer, Liu Qiang. "Of course, there are other restaurants that serve the bian of individual animals. But this is the first that brings them all together."
This should come as pretty exciting news for some-- as you can finally sample the salts of various penises (human and otherwise) without having to come to terms with your sexuality. Save the major philosophical "does having this seven inch penis in my mouth make me gay?" questions for the bedroom (or the alley behind Broadway) and just enjoy the savory taste of a 13 inch dog penis with a side of mashers in peace.
"I’m wishing you another year Of laughter, joy and fun, Surprises, love and happiness, And when your birthday’s done, I hope you feel deep in your heart, As your birthdays come and go, How very much you mean to me, More than you can know."
how frustrated I'd be caring two large grocery bags, one in each hand. It made the walk home unbearable since I couldn't open a carton of skinny cow ice cream cakes and enjoy one on the way home.
Well Phil and myself made it back safely and I'm not hyped. Waking up and walking to Top Pot for a double trouble donut just isn't the same as walking to a corner bakery for a pain au chocolate.
After Daina taught Ashley how to say "Please excuse my boyfriend" in italian, her and Kyle headed over to Florence, Venice and Rome. Good luck Italy.
