Well, watching Bald Eagles catching fish gets old. I don't mind the whales (as they only come up every 10 minutes), the dolphins are pretty lame, but the sea lions are kinda funny. When my day is done I usually retire in the movie theater here or play virtual golf.
QT's long awaited script for Inglorious Bastards has finally been completed after years of chatter. Im trying to get my hands on a copy but until then we have to get our gossip from the NY Mag:
The script is 165 pages long and follows a squad of American soldiers called the Bastards — a guerrillalike force who travel behind German lines in 1944, striking terror into the hearts of Nazi soldiers.
The first chapter, set in 1941, introduces Shosanna and the film's antagonist, a Nazi officer named Landa who's known as the "Jew Hunter."
Having just had my first McNasty, I think I'm ready to get dignified:
Yesterday the Prime Minister and other world leaders sat down to an 18-course gastronomic extravaganza at a G8 summit in Japan, which is focusing on the food crisis.
The dinner, and a six-course lunch, at the summit of leading industrialised nations on the island of Hokkaido, included delicacies such as caviar, milkfed lamb, sea urchin and tuna, with champagne and wines flown in from Europe and the U.S.
Two rival police officers who regularly grate on each others nerves get put on a serious case together. After hilarious bouts of constant bickering and differences in personalities, Cop #1 (the serious cop) goes to the police chief to request a re-assignment. The chief denies the request, reaffirms the seriousness of the case (Mexican terrorists are plotting to destroy Marysville, Wa) and suggests he better try and get along with with Cop #2 (a Chinese street-smart jokester, obsessed with his hair). After a major falling out (Cop #1 strongly disapproves of Cop #2 bending the rules of law) the two realize the seriousness of the threat when one of the Mexican terrorists rapes a home-town girl. Shaken, they decided to put past their petty differences to come together and save the small Marysville town from the terrorists.
As a reward for solving the case the police chief offers to reassign the once headbutting officers to different partners. They humbly deny the request and immediately go home to have anal sex. After all, they did save Marysville.
If you know me, you know that I'm always looking for new things to eat so you'll understand my excitement when Launchpad told me of a new sandwich he had that I "had to fux wit".
After he explained to me what it was, I knew the only way for people to truly appreciate it would be for me to document him making one....
With great disgust, I present to you the McNasty....
Head to McDonalds and Make sure you got grease soaking through the bag
From the dollar menu, you'll need 1 McChicken and 1 Double Cheeseburger
Peel open that double cheeseburger as best you can
Put the entire McChicken in the double cheeseburger
Don't forget the BBQ sauce
Pour it over the top of the top bun on the McChicken
Really squish that shit down
Show it off
Get down
Dude eats these on the regular so if you see him, offer to buy lunch. It'll only cost you $2.19 after tax.
The highly anticipated film production of TV series Friends has finally been given the go-ahead, MailOnline has learned.
Cast members Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow and David Schwimmer will reprise their roles for a big-screen adaptation 'within the next 18 months', according to insiders.
I'm trying to sleep and all I hear is some straight guy saying how he defends gays and how he'll punch any one out and how that's how he got scars on his knuckles and a bunch bull shit and all he was trying to do is get those people to like him. So after hearing him for 15 minutes straight I decide to get up, open up a yogurt, and throw it out my window. DIRECT HIT! Now he's super pissed cause he doesn't know where it's came from and he's acting tough. Doesn't that fucker know I gotta wake up at 4:45 am! Good Night! We'll be see'n ya!
Tonight at 10pm, PBS will be broadcasting a short documentary I edited last summer called "Ars Magna." It will be shown after the documentary Election Day on the PBS program POV.
It's not the best piece ever (I only had a day and half to edit) but it's the first piece I've done to be broadcast nationally, so I'm hyped nonetheless.
Also: I appreciate your patience on M. Stacks: Act Two. Phil and I are slammed on work projects (i.e. projects we're actually getting paid to do) and had to put it on the back-burner for a minute.
