Noel's Room of Awesome

Denver transplant Noel S. Boyt is the best thing to happen to Seattle since sliced bread from the Franz Bakery Outlet Store on 19th and Jackson. The other night he was kind enough to take me on a short tour of the room in his house where he keeps all his rad shit. I’m telling you, this room has A LOT of rad shit. Too much to capture in one visit.

A few highlights (click to enlarge):


Morrissey

KD1

KD2

Slayer

Mad1

Simpson

tape

couple

Self portrait

Pentagrams

Unicorn

Cards

Stickers

Hanes

Bat

Clips

wall1

wall2

If you haven’t met Noel yet, I’m sure you will soon. Seattle’s lucky to have you bud.

talk about poor planning...

Save the Date

vs.

HP Movie Poster

Anyone up for a reception at Cinerama?

Now That's My Kinda Diet

Apparently, the only reason it works is because after it goes in your body it gets pulled right back out, repeatedly.

completely unnecessary

Is there no where else they can “develop” the neighborhood besides outside my window at work?

Construction

You Know You're a Fatty When...

You have dreams of it snowing, only instead of it snowing crystalline water ice, you dream of it snowing Chille Pork Verde. And while woman and children run frantically away from the neighborhood hoodlums launching Chile Pork Verde balls at anything that moves, you just stand there egging them on, catching them in your mouth.

I did not have this dream last night.

Senator Al Franken

NETFLIX!

Like most people, Marcello is enjoying the fact that you’re now able to stream many of your Netflix movies strait to your computer. Unlike most people, I’m just now learning about Netflix all together having just signed up for it’s service for the first time last week after receiving one of the best gifts ever this past holiday season.

I’ve spent the past several days adding movies to my “queue” and waiting in anticipation for them to arrive in my mailbox everyday. We’ll be seein ya, Blockbuster. Netflix is now backed 100% by me.

Netflix Que

Bi the way, w-t-fuck is up with Mamma Mia only getting 3.5 stars?

The Kind of Shit I Find...

…When digging through old messages in my gmail inbox.

Quote of the Year

“Is Janet Jackson back to being heavy again?”

- My Mom

Update From Styrbjoern

As many of you have probably noticed, 1/3rd of NTF was notably absent from our New Years day reunion tour.

Having agreed on getting the blog back together on January 1st, Baaaaarns and I went through a pretty wide range of emotions last night when the clock struck twelve and we realized that Strbjoern the Strong had lets us down again and— like so many times before— failed to hold up his part of the blog.

So you can imagine my outrage when I awoke at 3:30am last night only to find this message on my (i)phone.

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