Love my job
These are the last two updates on the company’s admin site
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 13. August 2009 Comment [2]
Web 2.0 Embarrassment
I got an email from my insurance agent today asking for the correct VIN for my Accord since I apparently gave her the wrong one a little bit ago. I obviously didn’t know it off the top of my head but I was pretty sure I had emailed it to myself a couple months ago. A quick gmail search for ‘Honda Accord’ brought up this gem of a survey I had filled out for myspace back in 2004. Good God…
- Do you like ketchup on or beside your French fries? My roommates
like tartar with their fries….they are also hyped to have a super
bowl party so you can imagine what assholes they are. - Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? Fuck you
- Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Yeah…..I use to be
pretty laid back - Would you rather eat an apple or a pear? eat the pear and use the
apple to smoke weed out of - Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? I’ve never done anything skinny
- If you could be any age, what would you be? 22
- What is your dream car? Gold 95 Honda Accord LX
- What is your favorite tv show of all time? Growing Pains
- Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? whatever she offers
- Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by
a python? eaten by an anaconda while in the jungle with Ice Cube - Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? Huge nose….just cause I’ve gotten used to it already
- Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes if she’s reading this, no if she’s not.
- If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Finish my beer
The only thing more embarrassing than some of these answers is the fact that I used to fill one of these out every week. +1 for social networking.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 4. August 2009 Comment [3]
For Those Who Missed It
Phil’s speech at my wedding. I love you, man.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 3. August 2009 Comment [1]
Lesson Learned
Next time you get that craving for Pizza Rolls, don’t get the store brand variety. Even if they’re on sale for 2 for $3. Suck it up and reach for the bag that says Totino’s. It’s not worth the $2.29 difference to be cheap.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 2. August 2009 Comment
Dear Kyle and Noel
How bad do you two want this tattoo?
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 28. July 2009 Comment [2]
Long story short...
Today while pulling up to a stop light at Santa Monica and La Brea I actually thought Perez Hilton was Kyle Kegley. I saw that pink shirt with the cute belly out of the corner of my eye and really thought the celeb gossip blogger was my good friend Kyle. I don’t know who to apologize to…
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 26. July 2009 Comment
Bad News For Daina
Tonight she is going to find out the only thing worse than having her boyfriend drag her to the new Harry Potter movie is having her husband do it.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 22. July 2009 Comment
One thing I can count on
Whether it’s the birthday of Jesus or America, I know I’m going to get a text message from this person. I think I’ll be really upset if I every find out who it is.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 5. July 2009 Comment [4]
Oh Phee...
What’s the best way of dealing with a DUI? Phillip thinks it’s getting “fuck pigs” forever inked on his body. Way to go little buddy.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 28. June 2009 Comment [1]
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